Things William Alan Shatner has done that you haven't:
* Released a live lemur from a baby carriage to help three women book cheaper travel online. * Broken up a road-rage argument on a Los Angeles street on his way to the Academy Awards. * Portrayed himself as a pickled severed head in "Futurama.'' * Lent his face to psychopath Michael Myers of the original "Halloween,'' whose producers bought a Captain Kirk mask and painted it white. * Cracked a fart joke in a "Star Trek'' movie. * Simulated copulation with a Candice Bergen doll on prime-time network TV.