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Wednesday, April 29, 2009

SIMONA HALEP - ROMANIAN TENNIS WONDER


Current Junior French Open Champion





SIMONA HALEP WORKINGIT OUT






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Sunday, April 26, 2009

BEA ARTHUR - 1922-2009 - Funniest Woman Ever !



Bea Arthur - AP news story

Bea Arthur - My favorite comediene. She had the best delivery and comic timing ever. Anyone who aspires to learn comedy should study her work because she was the best I have ever heard at delivering a punch line. Perfectly served every time!

Her double takes were the perfect retort to many stupid questions



The topics that were covered on Maude were breakthrough for comedy television, when is the last time the lead character from a sitcom discussed the possibility of getting an abortion...and was still able to make it funny !

The opening title sequence and theme song are still awesome 30 years later

Here clips from two of my favorite episodes

MAUDE'S GUILT TRIP

Maude dreads the visit from old Aunt "Tinki"




Maude's Desperate Hour


Maude thinks that a workman that she insulted is coming to kill her





Bea Arthur's work on the Golden Girls as Dorthy was equally brilliant, but she will always be Maude to me...Right On Maude !

Ok and for the adventurous click here to see Bea Arthur naked !

Neatorama's 5 things you did not know about Bea Arthur


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Friday, April 24, 2009

Boobs - The Musical ?


Boob Music - Watch today’s top amazing videos here

Bonus - Woman Sends Stripper as Stand - in to Class Reunion !




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Wednesday, April 22, 2009

The Stanley Cup as a Love Interest ???

This is great time of year for hockey fans(Go FLYERS!). The NHL PLayoffs are in full gear. There are 16(well 15 now that St Louis is out)battling for the best trophy in all of sports - Lord Stanley's Cup ! The Stanley Cup however seems to have a life of it's own. The cup will tour to the home town of every player on the NHL champions team. The cup also has become a celebrity and an object of much affection!






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Saturday, April 18, 2009

INOCHI - What it Means to be Alive ?

It think the basic message here is that: For a robot to be truly considered alive it must lust after young Japanese girls- WTF ! & awesome at the same time




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OPRAH, ASHTON KUTCHER & TWITTER - Effectively End Civilization As We Know It


Golly it was only last week when I though Twitter was so cool, now it has been drug beneath the greasy wheels of the Hollywood dream machine Oprah and Ashton Kutcher the polar ends of the who gives aFuck universe have usurped the masses yet again !

Ashton Kutcher's 1,000,000 followers

Oprah Tweets !








This refreshingly poignant tweet from Shaquille O'neal has my vote for greatest tweet ever !

Way to take it to the hole Shaq


Oprah is a noob and must learn not to bring that weak shit in here !





Be afraid be very afraid !





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Friday, April 17, 2009

How to use a Female Condom ?

This is worth a view just for the handy latex vagina prop !...now where can I get one of those gems



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Thursday, April 16, 2009

CyberBully Suspect is Master of Disguise !!!

There are stories and then there are Mienfoking Stories.

This basically an investigative reporter following up on a cyber bully story


Here is the RAW footage which is way more awesome, but you should watch the TV aired clip just to verify that this lady is for real !



When he asks her to "take off that bunny head please", then she replies "... you take offf your mask" I shed a tear ! Man ! its good to be alive!!

Then just when I thought it couldn't get any better she tries to handcuff the reporter while giving out her phone number and web address.

If this was a publicity stunt It was a great one !

This is the kind of thing I need at least a couple times a week. Its like anti-Pessimism Porn

The TV air Clip




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Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Domino's Delivers - Boogers in your food ?


This is tne main reason why I do not eat at fast food franchises. I stick mainly to dinners and never order out as Joe Pesci said in Leathal Weapon 2 " They always fuck you in the drive through" - I am also concerned that any unsupervised food worker has the ability to fuck you as well
Dirty Domino's

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

MIENFOKS - Two Years Old Today ! ! !


Hello, Mienfokers ! Today is the 2nd anniversary of MIENFOKS. It was a cold day in late March 2007, when out of shear boredom and curiosity that I crawled out of bed and started blogging.



How much I have learned about linking and embedding and copyright infringement ! What a long strange trip it has been (gratuitous song reference)





I thank every one: friends, family, Facebookers, Twitterers and people who randomly search google, who have visited MIENFOKS and a special shout out to those brave few who have actually clicked on the sponsor ads !



and especially - the real heart of the Mienfoks, the people who had their picture taken with a MIENFOKS t-shirt !!!






What can I say it has been a blast. Waking up every day a 5AM and data mining the popular news sites and Youtubes to bring you the latest in comedy and mockery, the pleasure has been all mine...




...and to those other more corporate bloggers who's content I have continually harvested as my very own I thank you !



This two year experiment in the blog-o-sphere has been nothing if not a huge outlet of my ego driven desires to manipulate the hearts and minds of the viewing public by distracting you from concentrating your energies on things that actually matter.



Some say it was for the money... and to be honest with you the ad revenue is up about 100% over last year, but 200% of nothing is still nothing(as well as mathematically impossible !)





Thank for reading, watching and in some extreme cases touching the screen of MIENFOKS

I wish you all well as this experiment has come to an end and I am quite burnt !

Peace and prosperity

NILES LESH

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A P R I L F O O L S - M I E N F O K E R S ! ! !


We will be back soon !



Just taking a little vaction break !



Mienfoks is retooling for a more spectacular more original more hilarious format !



Until then(April 15th ???)Please enjoy the archive section where you will find thousands of old and wonderful links a veritable tour de force of the last two years in POP culture featuring hotties, hommies and hootenannies !

...and do not forget to check out the Mienfoking News Channel below !



PS if you follow MIENFOKS@TWITTER I will be linking the juciest of the archive links!

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