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Friday, June 29, 2007

SMART PANDA ESCAPES FROM ZOO ! ! !

PARIS HILTON LIES ABOUT DRUG USE ???


PARIS HILTON USING AND OR TALKING DRUGS VIDEO CLIPS HERE

-Hate to call ex-con Paris Hilton a liar, but when she told Larry King that she had never taken drugs, it seems that the heiress somehow forgot about the marijuana, hashish, mushrooms, and Quaaludes. Hilton's, um, familiarity with illegal substances was memorialized on home videos she shot over the past several years in various cities.

THE "SPICE GIRLS" ARE BACK ON TOUR

THEY STILL LOOK PRETTY GOOD ALTHOUGH POSH LOOKS LIKE SHE WAS REPLACED BY A ROBOT CLONE FROM THE FUTURE !

SECURITY CAM - DOUBLE KNOCK OUT PUB ! ! !

SEE IF CAN GUESS WHICH GUY STARTS THIS FIGHT !

JAPANESE TV - DENTISTRY IN A RALLY CAR ! ! !

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Saturday, June 23, 2007

JESSICA BIEL SEXY BIKINI PHOTOS FROM "GQ"





$ 206 MILLION IN SIEZED DRUG MONEY ! ! !

THAT'S A LOT OF LOOT !!!







$206 MILLION DOLLAR DRUG BUST FULL STORY

HOW MUCH DO YOU OWE ???

USA Liability $516,348 per U.S. household
USA Today Jun 17, 2007

Rules 'hiding' trillions in debt
Liability $516,348 per U.S. household

By Dennis Cauchon
USA TODAY

The federal government recorded a $1.3 trillion loss last year — far more than the official $248 billion deficit — when corporate-style accounting standards are used, a USA TODAY analysis shows.

The loss reflects a continued deterioration in the finances of Social Security and government retirement programs for civil servants and military personnel. The loss — equal to $11,434 per household — is more than Americans paid in income taxes in 2006.

"We're on an unsustainable path and doing a great disservice to future generations," says Chris Chocola, a former Republican member of Congress from Indiana and corporate chief executive who is pushing for more accurate federal accounting.

Modern accounting requires that corporations, state governments and local governments count expenses immediately when a transaction occurs, even if the payment will be made later.

The federal government does not follow the rule, so promises for Social Security and Medicare don't show up when the government reports its financial condition.

Bottom line: Taxpayers are now on the hook for a record $59.1 trillion in liabilities, a 2.3% increase from 2006. That amount is equal to $516,348 for every U.S. household. By comparison, U.S. households owe an average of $112,043 for mortgages, car loans, credit cards and all other debt combined.

Unfunded promises made for Medicare, Social Security and federal retirement programs account for 85% of taxpayer liabilities. State and local government retirement plans account for much of the rest.

This hidden debt is the amount taxpayers would have to pay immediately to cover government's financial obligations. Like a mortgage, it will cost more to repay the debt over time. Every U.S. household would have to pay about $31,000 a year to do so in 75 years.

The Financial Accounting Standards Advisory Board, which sets federal accounting standards, is considering requiring the government to adopt accounting rules similar to those for corporations. The change would move Social Security and Medicare onto the government's income statement and balance sheet, instead of keeping them separate.

The White House and the Congressional Budget Office oppose the change, arguing that the programs are not true liabilities because government can cancel or cut them.

Chad Stone, chief economist at the liberal Center on Budget and Policy Priorities, says it can be misleading to focus on the government's unfunded liabilities because Medicare's financial problems overwhelm the analysis.

"There is a shortfall in Medicare and Medicaid that is potentially explosive, but that is related to overall trends in health care spending," he says.

The cost per U.S. household of unfunded promises made by federal, state and local government:

Medicare $255,280
Social Security $144,251
Federal debt $43,380
Military benefits $25,863
State and local debt $17,537
Federal civil- servant benefits $14,374
State and local retiree benefits $13,114
Other federal obligations $2,548
Total $516,348

Source: USA TODAY research; numbers rounded

Thursday, June 21, 2007

MS "SURFACE" BETTER THAN THE IPHONE ???

SKY DIVING FROM OUTER SPACE ! ! ! ! !

WOW THIS IS AMAZING !!!

THE RISE & FALL OF MUSTARD FACE ! ! !

HOW CANADA IS FIGHTING TERRORISM ???

DAVID BLAINE'S STREET MAGIC ! ! !

BOB BARKERS NEW GIG ON SPORTS CENTER !!!

cCLOSE CALL WITH A ROLLERCOASTER ! ! !

AMAZING CLOSE CALLS ! ! !

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Friday, June 15, 2007

AFI 100 GREATEST MOVIE QUOTES ! ! !

THE MEDIA REVOLUTION ! ! !

AWESOME 6 YEAR OLD SINGER ! ! !

CONNIE WOWS THE BRITISH IDOL JUDGES !!

WORLD'S LONGEST HANDSHAKE ! ! !

"POUND"

RON PAUL ON THE COLBERT SHOW 6-13-2007

JAPANESE TV - EXTREME TREADMILLING ! ! !

IF ITS ON JAPANESE TV YOU KNOW ITS GONNA BE ABOUT PEOPLE BEING HUMILIATED !!!

TRIUMPH "THE INSULT DOG" AT THE TONYS ! ! !

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST LIVE TV BIT I HAVE SEEN IN A WHILE !!!
THE GAY-DAR GUN??? OLD LADIES KISSING???

PERVERTED JUSTICE ???

THIS IS WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE WORLD !!!

CAMELS-THE CIGARETTE DOCTORS SMOKE !

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Monday, June 11, 2007

Sunday, June 10, 2007

MARIAH CAREY - STILL HOT ???




THE "GAY" BOMB ???

NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT !

TOPLESS CELEBRITY BEACH PARTY ! ! !





LINDSAY LOHAN BEACH BIKINI PICS ! ! !


I AM LEGEND - TRAILER ! ! !

WILL SMITH AS THE LAST MAN ON EARTH IN A DYSTOPIC NYC !!!

30 DAYS OF NIGHT - TRAILER ! ! !

SASHA BARON COHEN & WILL FARRELL KISSING!

Saturday, June 9, 2007

CHRISS ANGEL LEVITATES ABOVE THE LUXOR ! ! !

THIS IS AMAZING ALTHOUGH I THINK IT IS A PROJECTED IMAGE, JUST AN EXTENSION OF THE OLD SMOKE AND MIRRORS.



HEY CONSPIRACY FANS DO YOU THINK THERE IS A ILLUMINATI "PYRAMID CAP STONE" CONNECTION ???

TESTICLE FESTIVAL 2007 ! ! !

ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN !!!

MEN NEED SPACE IN THE MENS ROOM ! ! !


Here's a weird study that sometimes gets a mention in ethical discussions about psychology, and it's not hard to see why. Middlemist, Knowles & Matter (1976) designed an experiment to test how the speed and flow of men's urination in a public lavatory was affected by invasions of personal space.


Piss pilot
To gather some preliminary data on men's toilet habits, a pilot study stationed an observer in a public toilet at a US university. He was instructed to look like he was grooming himself in the mirror, but was actually keeping a record of which urinals men stood at and their patterns of urination.

Timing them on his wristwatch, our intrepid toilet researcher measured the onset delay in micturation along with persistence of flow. If you're wondering how our correspondent measured these, it was by sound - which must have been no mean feat when there was multiple micturation in progress.

Sure enough the pilot study revealed men prefer not to stand next to each other in the urinals, and the closer other men are to each other, the longer it takes for them to begin urinating, and the shorter the persistence of their stream.

FULL STORY ON PSY BLOG

JAPANESE TV - HUMAN TETRIS ! ! !

PARIS HILTONS LAST FAN UPSET AT SENTENCE ! ! !

OF COURSE ON THE BRIGHTER SIDE, WHEN SHE GETS OUT SHE WILL STILL BE AN HEIRESS TO A LARGE FORTUNE!!!

PARIS IS GOING BACK TO JAIL !
FUNNY PARIS SHAWSHANK PARODY!

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