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3PLT: Saturday Morning Alive Show

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007

WHY YOU DON'T BRING YOUR KID TO THE GAME !

THE MORAL REALITY OF FAIRY TALES ???

THE FAT CHICK DEBATE- "WOULD YA" ???

NOT ANOTHER BORING FINANCIAL REPORT !!!

LIFE IN THE "FOOD CHAIN" ! ! !

PAPARAZZI - JUST SO DARN " UNLIKABLE" ! ! !

LIVING VICARIOUSLY THROUGH OTHERS ACCOMPLISHMENTS, HEY, WAIT A MINUTE, THIS IS DIFFERENT!THIS IS A BLOG ERR VLOG ERR PLOG OHH WHATEVER

BRITISH CELEBRITY- "SWEAR OFF"

TIGER WOODS "CADDY SHACK" SHOT

TORBOTO- THE TERRORIST INTERROGATOR ! ! !

TOP 10 GEORGE W BUSH MOMENTS - REMIX

JESSICA ALBA - FANTASTIC STRIP ! ! !

JESSICA BEIL - KICKS VAMPIRE BUTT ! ! !

CATWOMAN -VISITS THE BATCAVE ! ! !

BRITNEY SPEARS _ HOT AGAIN ? ? ?




REDSOX TAKING BATTING PRACTICE AGAINST YANKEES

NEW CHINESE SENSATION ! ! !

THE SUN - NOW IN SUPER 3-D ! ! !

NEW 3-D IMAGES FROM NASA





CAN YOU HANDLE THE "NYC LIVE THEATRE" EXPERIENCE ! ! !

MARGE SIMPSON - "GOOGLES HERSELF" !!!

14 YEAR OLD CRASHES DAD'S 50K MUSTANG!!!

BORAT MEETS MARTHA STEWART ! ! !

BOB SAGET - UNSAFE FOR WORK ? WOW! ! !


ALRIGHT BOB I DIDN'T THINK YOU HAD IT IN YOU !!!

Sunday, April 22, 2007

MATISYAHU - THE ORTHODOX REGGE RAPPE R !

ALBERTO GONZALES - REMEMBERS ? ? ?

TRAILER = NEW HARRY POTTER -"ORDER OF THE PHEONIX "


OOOH A CONSPIRACY LOVERS DREAM !!!

BILL HICKS LAST SHOW 11-17-1993


THIS IS BILL HICKS FINAL SHOW RECORDED @IGGBY'S IN AUSTIN. THIS IS PURE UN ADULTERATED GENIUS AT WORK. tHIS IS WHAT COMEDY IS SUPPOSED TO DO MAKE YOU THINK!!!

WHAT'S SO FUNNY ???


Very Funny - For more amazing video clips, click here

NEWYORK CITY UNDERGROUND CLASSICS !!!


PART OF THE NYC EXPERIENCE- FREE CONCERTS IN THE SUBWAY TUNNELS !!!

PACHABEL'S CANON- KOREAN KID STYLE !!!

THE DJ - SPIN

BJORK - "EARTH INTRUDERS"

THE OFFICE - THE MOCKERY

Saturday, April 21, 2007

GREATEST "GOD OF WAR II" TRAILER- EVER ! ! !


God Of War II Official Trailer - Click here for funny video clips

*bill gates+ steve jobs gettin' a little freaky *

BIZARRE CHINESE WEDDING PHOTO CULTURE!!!


ATTENTION WEDDING PHOTOGRAPHERS - PLENTY OF WORK IN CHINA !!!

MONTY PYTHON - FLYING LESSONS

THE CANADIAN ARMY ROCKET SURPRIZE ! ! !


How NOT To Shoot An Eryx - Funny videos are here
FOR SALE CANADIAN ROCKET LAUNCHER - NEVER FIRED, ONLY DROPPED ONCE !!!

MISMATCH ? SPEED VS POWER ! ! !


Old Lady Boxing - The funniest videos are a click away

WHEN A GIRL GETS HER WISHES ! ! !


Nice Girl - Awesome video clips here

RONALDINHO - THE BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD


Ronaldingo Gaucho - These bloopers are hilarious

CLOSE CALL - " BABY FALLS OUT OF CAR" ! ! !


Baby Falls Out Of A Moving Car - Click here for more blooper videos

REXONA COMMERCIAL- "TYPICAL DAY IN THE LIFE"


Rexona - Click here for the funniest movie of the week

EAGLES FANS NOTE THE VINTAGE #17 HAROLD CHARMICHAEL THROWBACK JERSEY !!!

TYPICAL OFFICE MEETING - SH*T HAPPENS ! ! !

RANDOM BLOG "HOTTIES"





BOB GELDORF 'S DAUGHTER IN A "MINI MINI" SKIRT ! ! !

PAM ANDERSON - BIKINI BEACH PIX



SCARLETT JOHANNSEN - IN LIVING COLOR ! ! !





MISS AMERICA 1944,82 -STOPS INTRUDER WITH HER HANDGUN

med Miss America 1944 stops intruder

Fri Apr 20, 8:16 PM ET

WAYNESBURG, Ky. -
Miss America 1944 has a talent that likely has never appeared on a beauty pageant stage: She fired a handgun to shoot out a vehicle's tires and stop an intruder.
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Venus Ramey, 82, confronted a man on her farm in south-central Kentucky last week after she saw her dog run into a storage building where thieves had previously made off with old farm equipment.

Ramey said the man told her he would leave. "I said, 'Oh, no you won't,' and I shot their tires so they couldn't leave," Ramey said.

She had to balance on her walker as she pulled out a snub-nosed .38-caliber handgun.

"I didn't even think twice. I just went and did it," she said. "If they'd even dared come close to me, they'd be 6 feet under by now."

Ramey then flagged down a passing motorist, who called 911.

Curtis Parrish of Ohio was charged with misdemeanor trespassing, Deputy Dan Gilliam said. The man's hometown wasn't immediately available. Three other people were questioned but were not arrested.

After winning the pageant with her singing, dancing and comedic talents, Ramey sold war bonds and her picture was adorned on a B-17 that made missions over Germany in World War II, according to the Miss America Web site.

Ramey lived in Cincinnati for several years and was instrumental in helping rejuvenate Over-the-Rhine historic buildings. She returned to Kentucky in 1990 to live on her farm.

"I'm trying to live a quiet, peaceful life and stay out of trouble, and all it is, is one thing after another," she said.

Friday, April 20, 2007

THE TRAP

FAMILY GUY - "PIE CONTEST"

ALEX BALDWIN & HIS THOUGHTLESS LITTLE PIG

LITTLE TOWN WITH A BIG LAW ! ! !

Southern U.S. town proud of its mandatory gun law
Wed Apr 18, 2007 5:17PM EDT

By Matthew Bigg

KENNESAW, Georgia (Reuters) - The Virginia Tech killings have set off calls for tighter U.S. gun laws but anyone wanting to know why those demands likely will make little headway should visit Kennesaw, a town where owning a gun is both popular and mandatory.

The town north of Atlanta had little prominence until it passed a gun ordinance in 1982 that required all heads of a household to own a firearm and ammunition.

Kennesaw's law was a response to Morton Grove, Illinois, which had passed a gun ban earlier that year as a step to reduce crime.

But it also was an affirmation of what gun advocates say is a blanket U.S. constitutional right, under the Second Amendment, for citizens to keep and bear arms. Gun opponents challenge that right and say the language in the Constitution is open to interpretation.

The Kennesaw law has endured as the town's population has swelled to about 30,000 from 5,000 in 1982.

"When the law was passed in 1982 there was a substantial drop in crime ... and we have maintained a really low crime rate since then," said police Lt. Craig Graydon. "We are sure it is one of the lowest (crime) towns in the metro area.

Residents say they are comfortable with the image the gun law projects on the city as a bastion of gun freedom.

"There's been no move to get rid of the law. Why would you?" said Robert Jones, president of the Kennesaw Historical Society. "The law is a great tourist attraction. It's the town with the Gun Law.

"People in Europe feel they need to be protected by the government. People in the U.S. feel they need to be protected from the government," said Jones, the owner of a .357-caliber Magnum.

FAMILY TRADITION

Many U.S. citizens see gun ownership as an essential freedom on a par with free speech and the view is particularly strong in rural areas and the South where sport hunting is often a family tradition.

In a bid to expand gun rights, a bill was introduced in Georgia's state legislature to allow individuals with no criminal record or history of mental illness to conceal a weapon in their car.

The state Senate adjourned debate on the bill on Tuesday, fearing it would send the wrong message in the wake of the Virginia rampage.

Dent "Wildman" Myers, 76, styles himself as a keeper of the flame when it comes to Kennesaw's gun ordinance. His downtown shop contains a cornucopia of artifacts, including old uniforms and dozens of flags of the Confederacy that fought the Union in part in defense of slavery in the Civil War. At the back is a Ku Klux Klan outfit with a noose and a hood.

There also are posters praising defenders of the white race, White Power CDs and a sign that reads: "No Dogs Allowed, No Negroes, No Mexicans." Someone had crossed out the first part of the sign and added "Dogs Allowed."

Myers said he wanted to protect the values that made the town and the South distinct from other parts of the United States.

GUNS AS TOOLS

"They destroyed anything historic and replaced it with the PC (politically correct) stuff. It's become a cookie cutter town," Myers said, his hands resting lightly on two .45-caliber guns at his hips. He said he considered his guns to be tools, much like a rake or a shovel.

Since the Virginia Tech shootings, some conservative U.S. talk radio hosts have rejected attempts to link the massacre to the availability of guns, arguing that had students been allowed to carry weapons on campus someone might have been able to shoot the killer.

Without guns the students of Virginia Tech were "26,000 sitting ducks," said Chris Krok of Atlanta's WSB radio in a view echoed by many residents of Kennesaw.

When the town's gun law was passed, about 70 percent of households likely owned a gun, Graydon said. But Atlanta commuters have since swelled the town's population and gun ownership now is about 50 percent.

An amendment to the gun ownership law grants exceptions to convicted felons, conscientious objectors and those who cannot afford a gun. No one has ever been prosecuted for failure to own a firearm, Graydon said.

The law may deter criminals but proactive policing and close police liaison with community and business groups were the main reasons why crime has stayed low, he said.

Some residents said they found the law objectionable or silly and simply ignored it.

But Linda Warman, who works in a Kennesaw shop, said she lived alone and was taking no chances.

"I wouldn't hesitate to use it," she said of the gun she keeps loaded with hollow-point bullets. "My little .22. It'll do whatever I want it to."

(Additional reporting by Nahed Eltantawy)

BUGS BUNNY "1930'S RACIAL STEREOTYPE" STYLE

SEXY GERMAN "AXE SHOWER GEL" COMMERCIAL

APOLOGY-BOT 3000 ! ! !

DO YOU REALLY LOVE YOUR CAR ? ? ?

JAPANESE LEARNING HOW AMERICANS PLAYBALL

PHILADELPHIA FLYERS (06-07) SEASON HIGHLIGHT

SIMPSONS - "REAL LIFE" INTRO

SIMPSONS - "REALITY IS AN ILLUSION" INTRO

ODD WEAPONS OF CHOICE BY "VATECH" SHOOTER

VINCE YOUNG'S "MADDEN CURSE" COUNTDOWN

REDWOOD CITY , Calif. , - April 18, 2007 – Electronic Arts Inc., (NASDAQ: ERTS) announced today that the NFL's 2006 Rookie of the Year Vince Young will appear on the cover of Madden NFL 08 , the latest iteration of the EA SPORTS™ best-selling football franchise with the official video game license of the NFL and its players. The Tennessee Titans quarterback's appearance on the cover of Madden NFL 08 makes him the youngest NFL star to grace the cover. Last year's Madden NFL 07 sold over 7 million copies and was the number one selling game in North America in 2006*. Madden NFL 08 will be available for purchase beginning August 14.

“It is truly an honor for me to be on the cover of Madden NFL 08 , every NFL player dreams of being on the cover,” said Young. “After being named Rookie of the Year and going to the Pro Bowl my first season – this is a perfect way to start my second season in the NFL.”

As the first rookie quarterback to go to a NFL Pro Bowl, Vince Young has already emerged as one of the most exciting athletes in the NFL. The 2006 NFL Rookie of the Year was selected by the Tennessee Titans with the third overall pick in the 2006 NFL Draft, and started in 13 games for the Titans. Young ranked second on the team with 552 rushing yards and tied a team high with seven touchdowns. The Houston native also became the first rookie quarterback in NFL history to exceed 500 rushing yards.

Coming into its 18 th year and with more than 60 million copies sold and having generated over $2 billion in retail sales, Madden NFL Football continues to stand out as one of the most popular videogame franchises of all time. Developed in Orlando, FL by EA Tiburon, Madden NFL 08 will be available in August on the Xbox 360™ and Xbox® videogame and entertainment systems, PLAYSTATION®3 and PlayStation®2 computer entertainment systems, Nintendo GameCube™, Nintendo DS™, Wii™, PC, PSP™ (PlayStation®Portable) handheld entertainment system. For more information check out www.madden08.com . CHECK OUT "DO YOU FEAR THE MADDEN CURSE" IN THE MIENFOKINGLINKS SECTION !

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

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WOMEN TALKIN' SEX - "THE DOG FACTOR"

CLASSIC TV - "MATCH GAME '74"

BUBBLE GUM CONDOMS ???

MASTERCARD- "PRICELESS MOMENTS" ! ! !

HOW DIRTY BOYS GET CLEAN ???

"NEVER TRUST A BLIND MAN" COMMERCIAL

"NEVER TRUST A HOT CHICK" COMMERCIAL

XBOX 360 - "SHOOTING SPREE" COMMERCIAL

WHO CONTROLS THE MEDIA CARTOON ! ! !

GREATEST BEER COMMERCIAL EVER ???

WHAT IS SEXY ???

GREAT ARIANA BEER COMMERCIAL ! ! !

EXCERPT FROM VATECH SHOOTER'S PLAY ! ! !



CLICK TO MAKE LARGER !

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR NOT POPULAR ! ! !

BEATLES - 1963 ED SULLIVAN DEBUT

AMAZING MEMORY ARTIST ! ! !

THREE STOOGES -" WOMAN HATERS" CLUB

PENN & TELLER ON GUN CONTROL ! ! !

THE LEGEND OF LENNY BRUCE ! ! !

ORIGINAL MARY TYLER MOORE SHOW OPENING

LINDSAY LINDSAY LINDSAY

WHAT REALLY HAPPENS IN THE LADIES ROOM ?

HIGH VOLTAGE CHALLENGE ! ! !

THE LETTER ! ! !

WILL FARRELL AND THE LANDLORD ! ! !

MOTORCYCLE FREE STYLERS ! ! !


Motorbikes Freestye - Watch the top videos of the week here

GUY PLAYS PIANO WITH HIS BALLS ! ! !

Monday, April 16, 2007

CARL SAGAN 'S PERSPECTIVE ON THE EARTH !

NINJA WARRIOR COMPETITION ! ! !

TOM AND JERRY'S COUSIN MUSCLES ! ! !

HUNTER THOMPSON & CONAN OBRIEN WITH GUNS & WISKEY!

GREAT STONER MOMENTS-BRAD PITT "TRUE ROMANCE"

AIR SEX ???

HENRY ROLLINS ON THE SOLDIERS

THE KING OF "BEER PONG" ! ! !

Saturday, April 14, 2007

ROSIE MCGOWAN - "PLANET TERROR"

BELOVED AUNT ???

ANGELINE JOLIE- SHE'S GOT INK ! ! !





ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE ! ! !

THE PEOPLES FRONT OF JUDEA ! ! !

SAD TRUTH CALLED THE" WALMART EFFECT"

GEORGE W BUSH "COLLECTOR PLATE SERIES"

FOX NEWS - CAN'T BEAR THE TRUTH ! ! !

ANIMATED WEIRDNESS ! ! !

WOMEN WHO LOVE PIGS ! ! !

HOW "NOT" TO IMPRESS A WOMEN ! ! !


Ninjas Don't Joke - Click here for the funniest movie of the week

JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT COMMERCIAL


Jennifer Love Hewitt New Hanes Underwear Ad 2007, Behind Scenes - Watch more funny videos here

HOW TO IMPRESS WOMEN ! ! !


SHE GOT THE RIGHT IDEA - Click here for more blooper videos

DO WOMEN PREFER "BAD BOYS" ? ? ?


Treat 'Em Mean, Keep 'Em Keen - The best home videos are here

OLD BOY -HAMMER FIGHT SCENE ! ! !

Friday, April 13, 2007

JESSICA ALBA SEXY BIKINI BEACH PHOTOS





REESE WITHERSPOON - 2007 OSCARS



KURT VONNEGUT INTERVIEW

ANIMATED CELLULAR LIFE CYCLES ! ! !

TALKIN' BOUT MY GENERATION ! ! !

A NON-GAY MAN CRUSH ON ZACK BRAFF ???

THE SCIENCE OF FLUID - "LEAPING SHAMPOO"

TEST YOUR WEB SPEED

VASECTOMIES ARE "NOT" FUNNY ???

OLD LADY FLASHES NEWS CAMERA ! ! !

GEEK SQUAD BUSTED FOR SHOWER VIDEO !!!

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