CAUTION - ROAD CLOSED FOR TOAD F**CKING ?

More than 2,000 lust-driven toads yesterday forced the closure of a road.

It was closed by conservationists to allow the toads to reach their breeding lake in Llandrindod Wells, mid Wales.

In past years, thousands have been run over making the journey, contributing to a decline in the lake's toad population.

It is hoped that the 'Toad Watch' scheme, by allowing the toads safe passage to their pond of love, will help the population rise again.

CONDOM MAN ON THE BEACH ???

A man dressed up as a giant condom costume gives out smaller condoms to beach goers, during a summer campaign by the Chilean Corporation of the Prevention of AIDS, on Vina Del Mar beach in Chile on Sunday.

OK, hands up if you can honestly say that you've never spent a lazy Sunday strolling about the beach dressed as a massive penis. Anybody? Anybody? Thought not.