CARMELLA DECESARE - SEXIEST ATHLETE WIFE 2007

Carmella DeCesare, Playboy Miss April 2003 and Playmate of the Year 2004, married Tampa Bay Buccaneers NFL quarterback Jeff Garcia in April 2007. She was recently named Sexiest Athlete Wife of 2007 by CO-ED magazine online. Runners up included Tiger Woods wife Elin Nordegren and Tony Parker’s wife, Eva Longoria.

The model and former WWE diva had a brush with the law back in 2004, when she was arrested for assaulting another women in a bar catfight. The assaulted woman, Kristen Hine, had previously dated Jeff Garcia and had placed a restraining order against DeSesare. The model ended up doing 24 hours of community service, was put on one year of probation and payed a small fine.

DeCesare is said to have put her Playboy modeling behind her now that she has married Garcia. She would like to get a job with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers organization doing sideline interviews. The couple are expecting their first child in April.

MIENFOKS MYTH BUSTER "THE GAYNESS OF JEFF GARCIA"

Why you think he might be gay: It is long-standing tradition that the quarterback of whatever football team you hate is gay. Troy Aikman, Peyton Manning, Joe Montana—all so totally gay, according to various people sitting next to us at the bar watching Monday Night Football. Jeff Garcia isn't helped by the fact he comes off a little… ”festive” at times, which was pointed out rather ungraciously by former teammate Terrell Owens in a 2004 interview. Though we can't exactly blame him there. We recommend the Wheel of Fortune clip.

Why he's not: Earlier this year Garcia married long time girlfriend and Playboy Playmate Carmella DeCesare. In 2004, Carmella was arrested after karate-kicking one of Garcia's ex-girlfriends during a fight at an Ohio nightclub. The fight allegedly came about because Garcia was having an affair with his ex, and Carmella was so pissed that there were restraining orders involved. All the drama aside, when you've got insanely hot chicks beating the crap out of each other because they both want you so bad, you either really know how to lay the pipe, or you've hired the best beards in the entire universe. Sorry, haters, Terrell's just a whiny bitch. But you knew that already, right?