GTA4 - RATED E FOR ELIOT SPITZER ???

As players reach the top levels of “Grand Theft Auto IV,” they're discovering the appearance of a character who looks very much like disgraced New York governor Eliot Spitzer. It's part of an effort make the game more realistic. "Grand Theft" has featured hookers in its past games, and this latest release is no exception. The Spitzer-like character is seen with a hooker and there's a feature in the game where by pressing certain buttons, you can keep his black socks on while he's nude with the hooker. The game is rated E for everyone.

HO NO !!! NOT AGAIN ???

The revelation comes three weeks after Spitzer was outed as "Client-9" in a separate federal hooker probe involving the New Jersey-based Emperors Club VIP.

At the center of the new ring is Kristin "Billie" Davis, a busty bottle blonde who hails from a rough-and-tumble California trailer park. She has a reputation for hard-partying, shameless self-promotion and a rumored 10,000-name-long client list.

Davis' alleged multimillion-dollar empire was smashed by city vice cops as she made plans to skip town. Prosecutors say she netted some $2 million last year by pimping out ladies of the night for as much as $1,000 an hour through four Web sites.

They noted she has openly boasted of total earnings of $6 million, and has been in operation since at least 2004.

Davis, 32, pleaded not guilty to money laundering and promoting prostitution in Manhattan Supreme Court yesterday and was held on $2-million bail. She faces 15 years in prison if convicted of running the ring, which also allegedly operated the Madison La A'mour and New York Body Miracle agencies.

THIS IS LIKE THAT MOVIE "GROUND HOG DAY" ELIOT KEEPS WAKING UP TO THE SAME SONG !

SPITZER - MCGREEVEY - PATTERSON "LATE NIGHT JOKES"

"No, the governor said he would often meet these women at the Days Inn in Albany. Well, he knows how to charm a a lady, huh? Nothing like that free pop tart continental breakfast." --Jay Leno

"One of the women Paterson had an affair with was a state employee. He said he tried to end the affair, but since she was a state employee, there was so much paperwork involved, it was just easier to just keep banging her." --Jay Leno

"As you know, Governor Paterson is legally blind, which has gotta be an advantage when you're having an affair. This way, when your wife catches you in bed with another woman, you go, 'Honey, I thought it was you.'" --Jay Leno

"According to a new study by scientists at Clemson University, almost 3,000 bacteria are transferred every time you double-dip something. More bad news for New Jersey Governor Jim McGreevey." --Jay Leno

"So, let's see, Jim McGreevey was having three-ways. Eliot Spitzer was having sex with prostitutes. The new governor, David Paterson, was having an affair. You realize the only politician in New York not getting any sex -- Hillary Clinton." --Jay Leno

"This weekend the annual auto show begins. The New York City Auto Show. It's going to be a great affair. ... I hear former Governor Eliot Spitzer may be in the market for a Hummer." --David Letterman

MCGREEVEY'S AIDE STRIKES BACK ! ! !

NEW JERSEY ONE UPS NEW YORK IN GUBERNATORIAL SHAME !
"OK SPITZER, ARE YOU READY TO TAKE THIS TO THE NEXT LEVEL" ? YOUR MOVE !



A former aide to James E. McGreevey said today that he had three-way sexual trysts with the former governor and his wife before he took office, challenging Dina Matos McGreevey's assertion that she was naive about her husband's sexual exploits.

The aide, Theodore Pedersen, said he and the couple even had a nickname for the weekly romps, from 1999 to 2001, that typically began with dinner at T.G.I. Friday's and ended with a threesome at McGreevey's condo in Woodbridge.

They called them "Friday Night Specials," according to Pedersen.

Pedersen described the encounters during an interview with The Star-Ledger. He said he wanted to refute the innocent image that Matos McGreevey has projected - both during the couple's ongoing divorce battle and in interviews she gave after New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer resigned last week in a sex scandal. He said he was also incensed by her portrayal of herself as an unsuspecting wife in her book: "Silent Partner: A Memoir of My Marriage."

Mia Song/The Star-Ledger Veronica McGreevey, the Governor Elect's mother (left,back), Dina Matos McGreevey, Governor Elect James E. McGreevey and aids Kellie Drakeford and Theodore Pedersen attend Interfaith Prayer Service at Princeton University Chapel in 2002.

"I wanted to get this out now because it was so offensive to me that she goes on television playing the victim," Pedersen said. "She's trying to make this a payday for herself. She should have told the truth about the three of us."

Pedersen did not say if he was gay or bisexual and only described having contact with Matos McGreevey during the trysts. He also said he never knew for sure if McGreevey was gay.

"I had heard the rumors in circles outside of work," he said. "In hindsight, there might have been light interest (in me), but it didn't seem like he was gay. It did enhance their sexual relationship having me be a part of it."

Neither of the McGreeveys returned calls for comment. Their lawyers declined to comment on Pedersen's claims.

Pedersen, 29, served as a driver and traveling aide for McGreevey during his gubernatorial campaign and after he won office in 2001. McGreevey attended Pedersen's graduation from Rutgers University in 2003 and Pedersen accompanied the governor and others in a trip to China last year.

His assertions mark the latest broadside in a particularly public and searing divorce case that has brought back to life the seamy personal issues that erupted when McGreevey resigned almost four years ago.

Matos McGreevey claims the onetime Woodbridge mayor duped her into marriage in 2000 to further his political career, and that she had no clue about his sexual preference until just before he resigned in August 2004, when he announced he was gay and had an affair with an aide.

She has demanded full custody of their only child, Jacqueline, plus alimony and more than $600,000 in damages.

McGreevey has denied any fraud and, in court filings, countered that he fulfilled his duties as husband because he gave his wife a child and companionship. He has demanded equal time with their daughter.

A trial before Union County Superior Court Judge Karen Cassidy is scheduled to start in May. Pedersen could be among the first witnesses to testify.

SOMETIMES NEW JERSEY GETS TIRED OF NEW YORK GETTING ALL THE ATTENTION !

MORE ELIOT SPITZER JOKES PLEASE !

LETTERMAN'S Top Ten SURPRIZES AT ELLIOT SPITZER'S RESIGNATION SPEECH

10)Entered to the sounds of Jay-Z's "Big Pimpin'"

9)Opening line: "Are you a cop?"

8)Spent two minutes seductively stroking the microphone

7)Reaffirmed his policy of "Bro's before Ho's"

6)His decision not to wear pants

5)Admitted he also once made out with former Governor Pataki

4)Credited downfall to fast-paced lifestyle of Albany

3)He was kinda pitchy, dawg

2)Said he thought the Emperor's Club was a Chinese restaurant

1)When reporters asked how much he paid per hour, his wife said, "Believe me, he doesn't need an hour !

AROUND THE LATE NIGHT HORN WITH ELLIOT SPITZER

"Last night, what a horrible audience. It's not so much that they were horrible. They were just quiet. My God, it was like dinner at the Spitzers." --David Letterman

"I guess you heard the big news. Governor Eliot Spitzer, governor of New York, resigned today. He left his resignation on the night table with a $300 tip." --David Letterman

"Now, here's the deal about the tryst down there in a Washington, DC, hotel -- $5,000 and a hotel room. Five grand and a hotel room. And Senator Larry Craig -- you remember Larry from Idaho? He said, 'Well, that's crazy. For two quarters, I can have a pay toilet all night.'" --David Letterman

"Earlier today, the governor of New York, Eliot Spitzer, has resigned. In his resignation speech, Spitzer said, 'To whom much has been given, much is expected.' Which is the same thing he said to that $5,000 hooker." --Jay Leno

"Although Spitzer only spoke for 2 minutes and 40 seconds, he still had to pay for the entire hour." --Jay Leno

"He will be the first visually impaired governor in the history of the United States. See, a lot of people thought Bill Clinton was the first blind governor, because he hit on Paula Jones." --Jay Leno

"No, the FBI said they became suspicious after tracking what they call 'questionable transfers of money' from Spitzer's account. See, at first they thought he was hiding bribe money. And then they realized it's highly unlikely that the governor would be bribed by a woman named Cindy Candypants." --Jay Leno

"Our governor, Eliot Spitzer, resigned today. ... And to make things official, Governor Spitzer had to write a letter of resignation to New York's secretary of state. He wrote a letter. Yeah. Out of habit, Spitzer addressed the letter 'Dear Penthouse.'" --Conan O'Brien

"Republican presidential candidate John McCain is in the news. John McCain says he's trying to find a vice presidential running mate. Not only that, McCain is also trying to find his reading glasses and his car keys. ... He's an older gentleman. That's the idea there. You'll be hearing more of those in the next nine months, because that's our take. Until he gets a whore." --Conan O'Brien

"Some of the more sordid details are starting to emerge, supposedly, Spitzer didn't like to wear a condom which I'm sure was just the cherry on top of his wife's cake." --Jimmy Kimmel

ELIOT SPITZER - A COMEDIANS WET DREAM !

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LETTERMAN'S TOP TEN
MESSAGES ON ELLIOT SPITZERS Answering Machine


10)Hey, what's new?

9)It's Barack Obama. Remember our conversation about being my running mate? Nevermind.

8)Ralph Nader here, glad to hear I'm not the only politician who has to pay for it

7)I'm calling from the 'New York Post.' Would you rather be known as 'Disgraced Gov Perv' or 'Humiliated Whore Fiend'?

6)This is John McCain, if it makes you feel better, I once got caught having sex with Lincoln's wife

5)It's Dr. Phil, call me if you need any horse**** advice

4)This is Senator Larry Craig. Do you ever go through the Minneapolis airport?

3)It's Wolf Blitzer. Call me if you ever want a hot Spitzer-Blitzer three-way

2)Paris Hilton here. I would have done it for free

1)It's Arnold Schwarzenegger. Thanks, I'm no longer America's creepiest governor

ELIOT SPITZER - THE PASSION OF POLITICS ?

I THINK THIS WHOLE THING WAS SCRIPTED FROM THE BEGINNING, JUST TO MAKE THIS EVEN FUNNIER..ANYTHING FOR PUNCHLINE, ELIOT YOU ARE SO F**KING FUNNY !