Charles Barkley - Trades BJ for DUI ?

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from the SmokingGun
Charles Barkley told Arizona cops that he ran a stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up a girl who had "given him a 'blow job' one week earlier," which the former NBA star described as "the best one he had ever had in his life." According to a Gilbert Police Department report, a copy of which you'll find here, police asked Barkley where he was going at the time of the 1:26 AM traffic stop in Scottsdale. "You want the truth? I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job," answered Barkley.

A cooperative Barkley also joked with a civilian police employee that, "I'll tattoo your name on my ass" if it would get him out of the DUI charge.

ROBERT PLANT JAMS WITH LOCAL POLICE (1989)

December 23, 1989 Outrageous and rare clip of Percy performing in a shopping mall with the very same cops who gave him a DUI. This set was his community service. Only Zep tune he does in this set. He covers the Police, ZZ Top, Bryan Adams and more. Obviously the only songs the cops knew.