Christmas Gift Helpful Hints # 2

These make great stocking stuffers !

EXTREME CHRISTMAS LIGHT HOME DECORATIONS

"While some of his neighbors were decorating their houses with multicolored lights and illuminated Santas, Tony Hansen was building an assault on the senses. Using $10,000 worth of professional lighting and sound equipment that he borrowed from his job as a lighting designer, Hansen's 25,000-light display is synchronized to five songs, which he broadcasts over an FM-radio frequency so passers-by can pick it up in their cars."

MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ - SPENDING CHRISTMAS IN JAIL ???

The former Lost star Michelle Rodriguez found herself in deep water after admitting at a Oct 10th court appearance, that she did not complete her mandatory community service and also drank 3 times while wearing her ankle bracelet that monitors alcohol intake.

The judge in Rodriguez’ case, said that he would grant no early leave, but that is not what legal experts are saying. Not only may Michelle get out early for good behavior, but the jails are so over populated, they need to keep the door revolving.

Michelle turned herself in yesterday which seems to say that she must not want to be around for Christmas. Hey - that is one way out of buying a ton of presents! She will be behind bars for the next six months.

PERFECT GIFT FOR THE PERFECT W.I.F.E. ???

RHINO POOP - THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING !

he International Rhino Foundation offers holiday shoppers a unique way to show their special someones that they care.

The organization is auctioning "endangered feces" on eBay to raise money for conservation efforts.

The rhino poop auction began Friday. Four separate pieces of dung will be up for auction:

The White Rhino: Tied with the Greater One-Horned Rhino as the largest species of land mammal after the elephant. 14,500 left.

The Black Rhino: The population of this rhino decreased 96 percent between 1970-1992. 3,725 are left.

The Sumatran Rhino: Likely, the most endangered of rhinoceros. 275 remain.

The Greater One Horned Rhino: Along with the Southern White Rhino in South Africa, the Indian Rhino is one of two greatest success stories in rhino conservation. 2,619 Indian Rhinos remain.

Sadly, the Javan Rhino is so rare, its feces could not be obtained.

"Not only do rhinos need our help, every aspect of rhino biology is fascinating," the foundation's Web site explains. "Including, pardon us - rhino poop."

The IRF provides a wealth of information about Rhino poop on its Web site that's oddly, utterly fascinating. Here's a sampling of Rhino feces facts:

• Rhinos disperse seeds from trees and shrubs in their feces that will eventually grow into new trees and shrubs.

• Rhinos that poop in water provide food for fish.

• Rhinos use piles of dung to mark their territory.

Each piece has been dried and mounted in a box. The auction ends Sunday to allow time for the packages to get there by Christmas day.

On Friday, the lowest bid was $100 for White Rhino feces. Sumatran feces had the priciest bid at $500. Shipping is $16.

All proceeds benefit the IRF's conservation programs.

THIS CHRISTMAS THEY WANT "LITTLE LADY" BEAUTY KITS

glumbert - Beauty Kit for Little Girls