THE DEFENSE BREASTS ???

Japanese model gets off thanks to large breasts
Tuesday, March 4, 2008

A bikini model in Japan has been cleared of property destruction after an appeal court heard that her large breasts meant she couldn't have committed the crime.

Serena Kozakura – her professional name – was convicted in 2007 of kicking a hole in a man's door and crawling inside, supposedly because she was angry that he was with another woman.

However, in her defence, her counsel asked the court to compare the size of the hole in the door with Kozakura's 110cm bust – and suggested that she couldn't possibly have made it through the gap. Kozakura maintains that the man made the hole himself.

The presiding judge agreed that Kozakura's bosom made her alleged crime an impossibility, and quashed her conviction.

After the verdict, Kozakura credited her breasts with the victory.

AMY WINEHOUSE - STEALTH TATOO ???

Cover up: Amy used mascara to draw over the topless picture on her left arm before her Grammys performance

BOOZE BRA GIVES WOMEN A WINE RACK ???

For those occasions when booze just isn't allowed a wine-holding bra has been created for the ladettes of this world.

Be it a rock concert or simply a trip to the women simply need to fill up the sports bra device with their favourite tipple and then once inside suck the liquid out of the special teat.

The bra serves the double purpose of also making the wearer's (wine) rack look more full – until the alcohol is all drunk down that is and the woman goes from a big chested beauty to a big bellied Betty.

The £20 polyurethane bladder can contain 750ml of liquid (a normal wine bottle) and boosts a woman's chest by two cups.

WTF - MAN GETS BREAST IMPLANTS IN LEG ???

ANOTHER REASON FOR STARING AT BIG BOOBS

A German research published in New England Journal of Medicine and Weekly World News said that men staring at women's breasts in fact prolong their lives with years.

"Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.

The team led by Weatherby was made up of researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, and found this results after monitoring for 5 years the health of 200 male subjects, half of whom were asked to look at busty females daily, while the other half had to abstain from doing so.

For five years, the boob oglers presented a lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and decreased risk of coronary artery disease.

"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half." said Weatherby, who even recommended that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized "D-cup" or larger.

She said that this was as healthy as going to the gym for 30 minutes daily and prolonged a man's life by five years.

"We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years." said Weatherby.

This is indeed a very serious reason for men to enjoy without shame those midnight TV shows, download low-budget women-in-prison movies and collect such instructive and health beneficial magazines like Playboy and Hustler.

VICTORIA BECKHAM LOOKS A LITTLE LESS "SPICY" ?

The Daily Mail says today that Victoria Beckham may have had her implants removed. Oh, I know, I couldn't believe it either.


SEPTEMBER 2006



NOVEMBER 2007




The Spice Girl stepped out at a television studio in Los Angeles this week looking much less perky in a certain area. Her once gravity-defying assets had moved in a direction more befitting to a 33-year-old mother of three.
This was in marked contrast to a year ago, when she was almost bursting out of a very similar dress in New York. Victoria was once forced to admit she had had breast implants in a court document for a libel trial.
Last night, her spokesman said: "I would say she is not wearing the push-up bra she normally wears, but I have not seen the pictures and I have no idea."

The first two pictures below are from September Spice of last year, the next three are from Yesterday Spice. I wonder if I keep writing like This Spice someone will realize how Dumb Spice this cutesy little gimmick is, especially since all I care about is seeing some hot foreign Vagina Spice.

LADIES "CARRY YOUR PADDED BRAS WITH STYLE" !

Are you tired of arriving at your destination only to find your favourite bras ruined in your suit case! With dents and wrinkles in the cup, they look horrible under your clothing!

Life has enough bumps and creases along the way—worrying about how you pack your bras for travel shouldn't add more.

BEST NEW SHOW ON TELEVISION ! ! !

SADLY ITS ON IN THE UK ONLY

Undressing the nation: The style gurus strip down to their bras




ITV has been bombarded with complaints after a programme in which presenters Trinny and Susannah persuaded women to bare their breasts was screened before the 9pm watershed.

The first in a new series of Trinny And Susannah Undress The Nation featured topless women - including the two presenters - from the outset of its broadcast at 8pm.

The programme has been condemned by family campaigners and viewers, who say it flies in the face of broadcasting guidelines.


According to watchdog Ofcom, nudity before the watershed must be "justified by the context".

But campaign groups said the number of women persuaded to disrobe for the cameras was gratuitous and inappropriate when young viewers could be watching.

Trinny Woodall and Susannah Constantine became notorious for their hands-on approach while fronting What Not To Wear.

On the BBC fashion series they had women stripped to their bras to demonstrate their ill-fitting undergarments.

Their series for ITV went a step further on Wednesday - and provoked a flood of complaints to Internet messageboards yesterday.

One viewer described the programme as "nasty, leaving a bad taste in the mouth" while another said: "This is primetime family viewing. I switched on with young children present and was deeply disturbed by the level of nudity at that time.

"It made for extremely uncomfortable and gratuitous television, particularly when I had to explain it to my children." Another wrote: "They belittle and embarrass their victims."


The episode aimed to highlight how many women wear ill-fitting bras.

The presenters persuaded a number of women to strip, then described their bodies in highly critical fashion. One victim was called a "dowdy milking machine" while others were dismissed as "sags and bags"

Miss Woodall went topless as she spent a day wearing prosthetic breasts while considering whether to undergo breast surgery.


Miss Constantine followed suit during a section on estimating bra size by dunking breasts into water.

John Beyer, of TV regulator Mediawatch, said: "I have had a lot of calls from people who were surprised by the level of nudity in the programme.

"The number of topless women in a programme is likely to be very offensive to a lot of people. Ofcom has a duty to protect young people from this kind of thing."

An ITV spokesman said: "The context of this programme fully justified the use of footage of women topless and in bras. The presenters were pursuing a serious subject in an engaging and entertaining way."

GUILTY - Barmaid crushed cans with breasts ! ! !

October 24, 2007 07:51pm

A BARMAID has been fined for crushing beer cans between her bare breasts while an off-duty colleague has been fined for hanging spoons from her friend's nipples.

The 31-year old barmaid pleaded guilty in the local magistrates court to twice exposing her breasts to patrons at the Premier Hotel in Pinjarra, south of Perth.

The woman "is alleged to have also crushed beer cans between her breasts during one of the offences", in breach of hotel licensing laws, police from the Peel district of Western Australia said.

The barmaid and the hotel manager were both fined $1000, while an off-duty barmaid was fined $500 for helping to hang spoons from the woman's nipples, police said.

"It sends a clear message to all licensees in Peel that we will not tolerate this type of behaviour in our licensed premises," local police superintendent David Parkinson said.
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