MORMONS vs CHRISTIANS "STREET THEOLOGY"

glumbert - Mormons owned by Christian

"Dude, who shall we save today"?

"How about that SUV full of large black men ,dressed in all white except for black do-rags, in the Burger King parkinglot"?

"You mean the ones with the video camera"?
"yea, they look like they need savin"

"Son, you done rolled up on the wrong Christians!"

It was kind of like the varsity vs the JV squad.

If the Mormon team would have had their special "space ghost divining originally found by Joe Smith" bible, there would have been a different score in this game

How do they ride those bikes without getting wedgies from their magic Mormon underwear ???