CHEESE CARVER STORY
Saturday, June 30, 2007
Friday, June 29, 2007
PARIS HILTON LIES ABOUT DRUG USE ???
PARIS HILTON USING AND OR TALKING DRUGS VIDEO CLIPS HERE
-Hate to call ex-con Paris Hilton a liar, but when she told Larry King that she had never taken drugs, it seems that the heiress somehow forgot about the marijuana, hashish, mushrooms, and Quaaludes. Hilton's, um, familiarity with illegal substances was memorialized on home videos she shot over the past several years in various cities.
THE "SPICE GIRLS" ARE BACK ON TOUR
THEY STILL LOOK PRETTY GOOD ALTHOUGH POSH LOOKS LIKE SHE WAS REPLACED BY A ROBOT CLONE FROM THE FUTURE !
Thursday, June 28, 2007
THE PUG vs THE PEACOCK ! ! !
NORMALLY I DON'T CONDONE COCKFIGHTS OR DOGFIGHTS,..BUT WHEN YOU COMBINE THE TWO ! WOW !
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
STARWARS CONSPIRACY "DEATHSTAR EXPLOSION"
AWESOME LOOSE CHANGE / STARWARS SPOOF !!!
ONE IN A MILLION SHOT? YEAH RIGHT!
ONE IN A MILLION SHOT? YEAH RIGHT!
Monday, June 25, 2007
Sunday, June 24, 2007
Saturday, June 23, 2007
HOW MUCH DO YOU OWE ???
USA Liability $516,348 per U.S. household
USA Today Jun 17, 2007
Rules 'hiding' trillions in debt
Liability $516,348 per U.S. household
By Dennis Cauchon
USA TODAY
The federal government recorded a $1.3 trillion loss last year — far more than the official $248 billion deficit — when corporate-style accounting standards are used, a USA TODAY analysis shows.
The loss reflects a continued deterioration in the finances of Social Security and government retirement programs for civil servants and military personnel. The loss — equal to $11,434 per household — is more than Americans paid in income taxes in 2006.
"We're on an unsustainable path and doing a great disservice to future generations," says Chris Chocola, a former Republican member of Congress from Indiana and corporate chief executive who is pushing for more accurate federal accounting.
Modern accounting requires that corporations, state governments and local governments count expenses immediately when a transaction occurs, even if the payment will be made later.
The federal government does not follow the rule, so promises for Social Security and Medicare don't show up when the government reports its financial condition.
Bottom line: Taxpayers are now on the hook for a record $59.1 trillion in liabilities, a 2.3% increase from 2006. That amount is equal to $516,348 for every U.S. household. By comparison, U.S. households owe an average of $112,043 for mortgages, car loans, credit cards and all other debt combined.
Unfunded promises made for Medicare, Social Security and federal retirement programs account for 85% of taxpayer liabilities. State and local government retirement plans account for much of the rest.
This hidden debt is the amount taxpayers would have to pay immediately to cover government's financial obligations. Like a mortgage, it will cost more to repay the debt over time. Every U.S. household would have to pay about $31,000 a year to do so in 75 years.
The Financial Accounting Standards Advisory Board, which sets federal accounting standards, is considering requiring the government to adopt accounting rules similar to those for corporations. The change would move Social Security and Medicare onto the government's income statement and balance sheet, instead of keeping them separate.
The White House and the Congressional Budget Office oppose the change, arguing that the programs are not true liabilities because government can cancel or cut them.
Chad Stone, chief economist at the liberal Center on Budget and Policy Priorities, says it can be misleading to focus on the government's unfunded liabilities because Medicare's financial problems overwhelm the analysis.
"There is a shortfall in Medicare and Medicaid that is potentially explosive, but that is related to overall trends in health care spending," he says.
The cost per U.S. household of unfunded promises made by federal, state and local government:
Medicare $255,280
Social Security $144,251
Federal debt $43,380
Military benefits $25,863
State and local debt $17,537
Federal civil- servant benefits $14,374
State and local retiree benefits $13,114
Other federal obligations $2,548
Total $516,348
Source: USA TODAY research; numbers rounded
USA Today Jun 17, 2007
Rules 'hiding' trillions in debt
Liability $516,348 per U.S. household
By Dennis Cauchon
USA TODAY
The federal government recorded a $1.3 trillion loss last year — far more than the official $248 billion deficit — when corporate-style accounting standards are used, a USA TODAY analysis shows.
The loss reflects a continued deterioration in the finances of Social Security and government retirement programs for civil servants and military personnel. The loss — equal to $11,434 per household — is more than Americans paid in income taxes in 2006.
"We're on an unsustainable path and doing a great disservice to future generations," says Chris Chocola, a former Republican member of Congress from Indiana and corporate chief executive who is pushing for more accurate federal accounting.
Modern accounting requires that corporations, state governments and local governments count expenses immediately when a transaction occurs, even if the payment will be made later.
The federal government does not follow the rule, so promises for Social Security and Medicare don't show up when the government reports its financial condition.
Bottom line: Taxpayers are now on the hook for a record $59.1 trillion in liabilities, a 2.3% increase from 2006. That amount is equal to $516,348 for every U.S. household. By comparison, U.S. households owe an average of $112,043 for mortgages, car loans, credit cards and all other debt combined.
Unfunded promises made for Medicare, Social Security and federal retirement programs account for 85% of taxpayer liabilities. State and local government retirement plans account for much of the rest.
This hidden debt is the amount taxpayers would have to pay immediately to cover government's financial obligations. Like a mortgage, it will cost more to repay the debt over time. Every U.S. household would have to pay about $31,000 a year to do so in 75 years.
The Financial Accounting Standards Advisory Board, which sets federal accounting standards, is considering requiring the government to adopt accounting rules similar to those for corporations. The change would move Social Security and Medicare onto the government's income statement and balance sheet, instead of keeping them separate.
The White House and the Congressional Budget Office oppose the change, arguing that the programs are not true liabilities because government can cancel or cut them.
Chad Stone, chief economist at the liberal Center on Budget and Policy Priorities, says it can be misleading to focus on the government's unfunded liabilities because Medicare's financial problems overwhelm the analysis.
"There is a shortfall in Medicare and Medicaid that is potentially explosive, but that is related to overall trends in health care spending," he says.
The cost per U.S. household of unfunded promises made by federal, state and local government:
Medicare $255,280
Social Security $144,251
Federal debt $43,380
Military benefits $25,863
State and local debt $17,537
Federal civil- servant benefits $14,374
State and local retiree benefits $13,114
Other federal obligations $2,548
Total $516,348
Source: USA TODAY research; numbers rounded
Friday, June 22, 2007
WORLD'S MOST EXCITED SOCCER ANOUNCER !
braver than a madator in high heels and a pink tutu"
"braver than a bullfighter with no knickers on"
"braver than a bullfighter with no knickers on"
Thursday, June 21, 2007
Wednesday, June 20, 2007
Tuesday, June 19, 2007
RON PAUL SLAMS FAT GUY ON GOVERNMENT
THE LATE GREAT MORTON DOWNEY JR SHOW, THIS GUY STARTED ALL THE WACK TALKSHOWS BACK IN THE 80'S !!!
Monday, June 18, 2007
Sunday, June 17, 2007
Saturday, June 16, 2007
Friday, June 15, 2007
JAPANESE TV - EXTREME TREADMILLING ! ! !
IF ITS ON JAPANESE TV YOU KNOW ITS GONNA BE ABOUT PEOPLE BEING HUMILIATED !!!
TRIUMPH "THE INSULT DOG" AT THE TONYS ! ! !
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST LIVE TV BIT I HAVE SEEN IN A WHILE !!!
THE GAY-DAR GUN??? OLD LADIES KISSING???
THE GAY-DAR GUN??? OLD LADIES KISSING???
Thursday, June 14, 2007
THE LEGENDARY CHRIS FARLEY TRIBUTE ! ! !
WOW, NOTHING FUNNIER THAN A FAT GUY BREAKING SOMETHING WHILE EXPOSING HIS BUTT!
CAN YOU NAME ALL OF HIS CO-STARS ???
CAN YOU NAME ALL OF HIS CO-STARS ???
Wednesday, June 13, 2007
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
Monday, June 11, 2007
Sunday, June 10, 2007
Saturday, June 9, 2007
CHRISS ANGEL LEVITATES ABOVE THE LUXOR ! ! !
THIS IS AMAZING ALTHOUGH I THINK IT IS A PROJECTED IMAGE, JUST AN EXTENSION OF THE OLD SMOKE AND MIRRORS.
HEY CONSPIRACY FANS DO YOU THINK THERE IS A ILLUMINATI "PYRAMID CAP STONE" CONNECTION ???
HEY CONSPIRACY FANS DO YOU THINK THERE IS A ILLUMINATI "PYRAMID CAP STONE" CONNECTION ???
MEN NEED SPACE IN THE MENS ROOM ! ! !
Here's a weird study that sometimes gets a mention in ethical discussions about psychology, and it's not hard to see why. Middlemist, Knowles & Matter (1976) designed an experiment to test how the speed and flow of men's urination in a public lavatory was affected by invasions of personal space.
Piss pilot
To gather some preliminary data on men's toilet habits, a pilot study stationed an observer in a public toilet at a US university. He was instructed to look like he was grooming himself in the mirror, but was actually keeping a record of which urinals men stood at and their patterns of urination.
Timing them on his wristwatch, our intrepid toilet researcher measured the onset delay in micturation along with persistence of flow. If you're wondering how our correspondent measured these, it was by sound - which must have been no mean feat when there was multiple micturation in progress.
Sure enough the pilot study revealed men prefer not to stand next to each other in the urinals, and the closer other men are to each other, the longer it takes for them to begin urinating, and the shorter the persistence of their stream.
FULL STORY ON PSY BLOG
PARIS HILTONS LAST FAN UPSET AT SENTENCE ! ! !
OF COURSE ON THE BRIGHTER SIDE, WHEN SHE GETS OUT SHE WILL STILL BE AN HEIRESS TO A LARGE FORTUNE!!!
PARIS IS GOING BACK TO JAIL !
FUNNY PARIS SHAWSHANK PARODY!
PARIS IS GOING BACK TO JAIL !
FUNNY PARIS SHAWSHANK PARODY!
Friday, June 8, 2007
Thursday, June 7, 2007
THE BIGGEST GEEK EVER PUNKS CNN REPORTER !!!
THESE ARE TWO EXAMPLE OF SCARY HUMAN WEIRDNESS. i AM NOT SURE WHICH ONE SCARES ME MORE!!!
CIRCULAR PROCESSED VIDEO "TRAIN RIDE"
THIS WAS SHOT FROM THE WINDOW OF MOVING COMMUTER TRAIN TRAVELING THROUGH TOKYO!
Wednesday, June 6, 2007
ROLLING ROCK "FOUL BALL TO GROIN" COMMERCIAL
NOTHING FUNNIER THAN A BALL TO THE GROIN ! 33 TIMES !!!
LINDSAY LOHAN PARTY PIX ! ! !
THESE CRAZY HOLLYWOOD KIDS HAVIN' SOME WACKY FUN WITH KNIFES AND LIQUOR AND MAYBE A LTTLE BLOW AND SOME PAIN KILLERS. THE OTHER GIRL IS VANESSA MANILLO NICK LACHEY'S GIRLFRIEND.
