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Saturday, October 31, 2009

Happy Mienfoking Halloween !



ORIGINS OF THE JACKOLANTERN from Wikipedia
An old Irish folk tale tells of Stingy Jack, a lazy yet shrewd farmer who uses a cross to trap the Devil. One story says that Jack tricked the Devil into climbing an apple tree, and once he was up there Jack quickly placed crosses around the trunk or carved a cross into the bark, so that the Devil couldn't get down. Another myth says that Jack put a key in the Devil's pocket while he was suspended upside-down.

Another version of the myth says that Jack was getting chased by some villagers from whom he had stolen, when he met the Devil, who claimed it was time for him to die. However, the thief stalled his death by tempting the Devil with a chance to bedevil the church-going villagers chasing him. Jack told the Devil to turn into a coin with which he would pay for the stolen goods (the Devil could take on any shape he wanted); later, when the coin/Devil disappeared, the Christian villagers would fight over who had stolen it. The Devil agreed to this plan. He turned himself into a silver coin and jumped into Jack's wallet, only to find himself next to a cross Jack had also picked up in the village. Jack had closed the wallet tight, and the cross stripped the Devil of his powers; and so he was trapped. In both myths, Jack only lets the Devil go when he agrees never to take his soul. After a while the thief died, as all living things do. Of course, his life had been too sinful for Jack to go to heaven; however, the Devil had promised not to take his soul, and so he was barred from hell as well. Jack now had nowhere to go. He asked how he would see where to go, as he had no light, and the Devil mockingly tossed him an ember that would never burn out from the flames of hell. Jack carved out one of his turnips (which was his favourite food), put the ember inside it, and began endlessly wandering the Earth for a resting place. He became known as "Jack of the Lantern", or Jack-o'-Lantern.











TRICK - HUMILIATINGLY CUTE DOG COSTUMES !







AND TREAT - HEIDI KLUM NAKED & COVERED IN CHOCOLATE !









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Friday, October 30, 2009

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Slutty Halloween Costumes for your Teenage Daughters ?

"But Mommy why can't I wear it? Grandma dressed you like a slut when you were a little girl right" ?

from the GOTHAMIST
It's common for boring female grownups to dress up as slutty nurses/schoolgirls/nuns or whatever on Halloween, but now pre-teens are mimicking their airhead elders, and there's a whole range of sexually provocative costumes on sale for pre-pubescent girls. The retail chain Party City is well-stocked with everything to make this Halloween a happy one for pedophiles, from a pirate costume for 8-year-olds dubbed the "High Seas Hottie" to a "Devil Grrrl" costume that comes with a red miniskirt, fishnets, a tiny pitchfork, and the sales pitch: "This grrrl devil likes to get things heating up!" It gets creepier.

The store's lace Goldilocks costume has packaging assuring young customers that the attire is "all grown up, and you can have your porridge and more." A Post reporter who started asking questions about the costumes was "booted" from a Party City outlet on East Fourth Street, but one outraged mom tells the tabloid, "If girls get used to dressing like this, they might want to become a whore after Halloween."

Naturally, there are plenty more online, where the website Buy Costumes sells disturbing looks for kids such as Heidi and the Pink Maid, which promises that "cleaning house has never been so fun!" Ugh, it's only a matter of time before we start seeing "Slutty Diaper" costumes out there, isn't it?




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Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Monday, October 26, 2009

16 Hissing CockRoaches One Mouth !

Come on !This is a way bigger story than the fake H1N1 Flu National Emergency







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Saturday, October 24, 2009

Why Are You Even On FACEBOOK ?

I've been poking you all day !


Full disclosure is that I snagged this from FACEBOOK, dooh!


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Thursday, October 22, 2009

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Tuesday, October 20, 2009

THE WORLD'S GREATEST DRUNKS CONTEST - Liquor Store Guy

The BOOZE says lay down and sleep, but the METH says go for it !

This guy may be many things,...but hes no QUITTER !

Thanks Juano !

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Monday, October 19, 2009

PAINT FIGHT !!!

I think Samsung wants you to to buy their new cell phone or they will throw paint on you ?..well its just nice to see so many people of color represented - LOL !


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Saturday, October 17, 2009

Louis Vincent Albano - July 29, 1933 – October 14, 2009

Great interview about Lou's work in The Mario Bros Super Show !

Priceless Captain Lou interview by FOX about wrestling's alleged fakeness where the captain takes a polygraph test !
Click here for an excellent tribute from Paul Heyman, who recounts a drunken trip down the Jersey Turnpike with Captain Lou at the wheel !

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Friday, October 16, 2009

VIKKI BLOWS - 2010 Nude Calender Shoot !

She should thank her parents for having the prescience to keep the amazingly appropriate family name for Vicki's chosen profession










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