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Friday, February 29, 2008

http://info.cern.ch/ - THE WORLDS OLDEST WEBSITE

Welcome to info.cern.ch
The website of the world's first-ever web server
1990 was a momentous year in world events. In February, Nelson Mandela was freed after 27 years in prison. In April, the space shuttle Discovery carried the Hubble Space Telescope into orbit. And in October, Germany was reunified.
Then at the end of 1990, a revolution took place that changed the way we live today.
Tim Berners-Lee

Tim Berners-Lee followed his dream of a better, easier way to communicate via computers on a global scale, which led him to create the World Wide Web.

CERN, the European Organization for Nuclear Research, is where it all began in March 1989. A physicist, Tim Berners-Lee, wrote a proposal for information management showing how information could be transferred easily over the Internet by using hypertext, the now familiar point-and-click system of navigating through information. The following year, Robert Cailliau, a systems engineer, joined in and soon became its number one advocate.

The idea was to connect hypertext with the Internet and personal computers, thereby having a single information network to help CERN physicists share all the computer-stored information at the laboratory. Hypertext would enable users to browse easily between texts on web pages using links. The first examples were developed on NeXT computers.

Berners-Lee created a browser-editor with the goal of developing a tool to make the Web a creative space to share and edit information and build a common hypertext. What should they call this new browser: The Mine of Information? The Information Mesh? When they settled on a name in May 1990, it was the WorldWideWeb.

DICK GREGORY ON BILL CLINTON'S "BLACKNESS"



DICK GREGORY IS THE MAN. ALWAYS BEEN THE REAL DEAL, HE NEVER BLUFFS !

AUTOMATED BREAST MASSAGER ???



ANOTHER MACHINE TAKES AWAY ANOTHER MANS JOB - WTF !

Kid's Pimp Suit Costume - Price: $ 39.99 ???


Kid's Pimp Suit Costume (Size:X-small 4-6)
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Price: $39.99
Availability: In Stock. Ships from and sold by Brands on Sale.
Only 3 left in stock--order soon.

THEY DIDN'T HAVE THESE WHEN I WAS A KID !

YES, IT REAL

MIENFOKS POLITICAL ENDORSEMENT - VOTE 4 HECTOR !

New From Playmobil - Security Check Point



YES, THIS IS REALLY ON AMAZON.COM

The customer reviews are hilarious !!!

Most Helpful Customer Reviews


722 of 734 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars Great lesson for the kids!, September 9, 2005
By loosenut (Seattle, WA) - See all my reviews
I was a little disappointed when I first bought this item, because the functionality is limited. My 5 year old son pointed out that the passenger's shoes cannot be removed. Then, we placed a deadly fingernail file underneath the passenger's scarf, and neither the detector doorway nor the security wand picked it up. My son said "that's the worst security ever!". But it turned out to be okay, because when the passenger got on the Playmobil B757 and tried to hijack it, she was mobbed by a couple of other heroic passengers, who only sustained minor injuries in the scuffle, which were treated at the Playmobil Hospital.
The best thing about this product is that it teaches kids about the realities of living in a high-surveillence society. My son said he wants the Playmobil Neighborhood Surveillence System set for Christmas. I've heard that the CC TV cameras on that thing are pretty worthless in terms of quality and motion detection, so I think I'll get him the Playmobil Abu-Gharib Interogation Set instead (it comes with a cute little memo from George Bush).
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191 of 204 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars Missing an important item, February 23, 2008
By Alexander E. Paulsen "AlexP" (Jacksonville, Fl United States) - See all my reviews
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Durability:4.0 out of 5 stars Fun:3.0 out of 5 stars Educational:2.0 out of 5 stars
This is great learning too for young brownshirts.
I am waiting for a few accessories though, kids size jackboots and a toy Taser. Think how much fun that will be for your young Martin Bormann types. I envision a low voltage say 5KV instead of 50kv to give a realistic but non-hazardous jolt.
Next we can have a nice Nerf Nightstick and little Heinrich can have great start getting ready for his future job with the TSA, local police force or the new STASI ( Secure Transportation And Safety Inititive)
Be the first on your block.
I also look forward to the upcoming Halliburton Play detention center real simulated barbed wire.
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186 of 189 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Educational and Fun!, February 27, 2008
By Zampano (New York City) - See all my reviews
Durability:5.0 out of 5 stars Fun:5.0 out of 5 stars Educational:5.0 out of 5 stars
Thank you Playmobil for allowing me to teach my 5-year old the importance of recognizing what a failing bureaucracy in a ever growing fascist state looks like. Sometimes it's a hard lesson for kids to learn because not all pigs carry billy clubs and wear body armor. I applaud the people who created this toy for finally being hip to our changing times. Little children need to be aware that not all smiling faces and uniforms are friendly. I noticed that my child is now more interested in current events. Just the other day he asked me why we had to forfeit so much of our liberties and personal freedoms and I had to answer "well, it's because the terrorists have already won". Yes, they have won.

I also highly recommend the Playmobil "farm fencing" so you can take your escorted airline passenger away and fence him behind bars as if he were in Guantanamo Bay.
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Thursday, February 28, 2008

SACREMENTO KINGS DANCERS PARTY SHOTS !





HOW THE US ELECTION PROCESS WORKS ?

BIG ASS COWS !





Sécrétions Magnifiques perfume - blood, sweat, saliva and a dollop of sperm


Want a scent with a distinct fragrance that no one else has?

Well, blood, sweat, saliva and a dollop of sperm is just the thing for the stinking rich, if a perfume on sale at Harvey Nichols is anything to go by.

Sécrétions Magnifiques perfume
The Sécrétions Magnifiques perfume

The perfume, Sécrétions Magnifiques, contains the smell of all those things and still sells for £76 a pop.

Maker Etat Libre d'Orange markets it as a raunchy alternative to the likes of Poison and Chanel No.5, calling it 'subversive' and 'disturbing'.

The company said: 'It's love or hate at first sight. Like blood, sweat, sperm, saliva, Sécrétions Magnifiques is as real as an olfactory coitus that sends one into raptures, to the pinnacle of sensual pleasure.

'Tongues and sexes find one another, pleasure explodes and all goes wild.'

The perfume mixes accords – a blending of scents – to recreate the smell of blood, sweat, saliva and semen with the more pleasant odours of coconut and sandalwood. Perfume expert Roja Dove said the aroma was a refreshing alternative to bland fragrances.

'The kind of people who will like this range are people who think they are being really, really alternative and going against the establishment and being really rather racy,' he said.

'But it is a bit of a mystery why anyone would want to smell of sweat, blood, saliva and sperm.'

Another perfume in the range is Jasmin et Cigarette, which does exactly what it says on the tin, stinking of jasmine and uh, cigarettes.

A spokesman for Harvey Nichols, the only shop in the country to stock the range, insisted it was popular. 'Niche fragrances tend to do very well in our fragrance offering,' he said.

William Frank Buckley, Jr. November 24, 1925 – February 27, 2008

William Frank Buckley, Jr. (November 24, 1925 – February 27, 2008)[1] was an American author and conservative commentator. He founded the political magazine National Review in 1955, hosted the television show Firing Line from 1966 until 1999, and was a nationally syndicated newspaper columnist. His writing style was famed for its erudition, wit, and use of uncommon words.[2]

Buckley's primary intellectual achievement was to fuse traditional American political conservatism with libertarianism, laying the groundwork for the modern American conservatism of U.S. Presidential candidate Barry Goldwater and U.S. President Ronald Reagan. Further, though later, Buckley reminded Western U.S. Conservatives to activate and be represented to encourage lower taxes, smaller government, balanced-budgets and less spending for foreign, illegal wars.


THIS IS A GREAT CLIP AS GORE VIDAL CALLS BUCKLEY A CRYPTO - NAZI, BUCKLEY CALLS VIDAL A QUEER. HE THEN THREATENS TO BITCH SLAP HIM ...AWESOME !!!

FINALLY - EYEBALL TATOOS ???


If the sight of someone being needled with a normal tattoo is enough to make your eyes water, then it might be best to look away now.

For body-art enthusiasts have developed a new technique that gives a whole new meaning to beauty being in the eye of the beholder.

What is thought to be the first ever "eyeball tattoo" has been inflicted on a man in Toronto - good news, perhaps, for anyone who ever dreamed of having blue eyes.


The tattooer injected ink into the eyeball of volunteer Pauly Unstoppable using a needle, until his eye was completely blue.

Just in case you weren't yet feeling squeamish enough, bear in mind that it took more than 40 tries before the eye was filled with ink.

The blue substance used was mixed with antibiotic eyewash.

The experiment was carried out for Canadian company ModProm, with those taking part insisting that Pauly would not go blind.

Pauly himself declared: "I really have to emphasize again that the procedure was extensively researched and done by people who were aware of the risks and possible complications and that it should not be casually attempted.

"Now that this experiment has been started, please wait for us to either heal or go blind before trying it."

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